Trust me, I know it’s a desperate act going on a dating show. But I can’t be single for the rest of my life. Seriously, I had no kind of romance during my high school years, college years, and no one in my workplace catches my eye. At this point if a dating show doesn’t work I might as well just accept the fact that I’ll die alone, maybe I’ll have twenty-something cats to make up for it.

But here...