“Okay so you’re telling me you get erratic in the dark?”
‘Yessir.’
“And you claim the shadows seem to move?”
‘They whisper to me, call to me Sir.’
“How does this make you feel? Threatened? Uncomfortable?”
‘Living on borrowed time, Sir.’
“Well, just sounds like you’re afraid of the dark. Try sleeping with the light on next time?”
‘Okay, Sir.’
It’s alright, you’re alright
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