The story of Sasquatch is oft misunderstood. Many wax eloquent about the legendary ape-like cryptid roaming the Americas, seen by few and survived by yet fewer.
Reality is much simpler.
One day, Craig, an ordinary house husband, was voluntold by his lovely (if a smidge overbearing) and very pregnant wife of sixteen years to collect for her some zucchinis and eggplants, as she’d had a particula...