Let’s work on a game plan, Tobie.

A game plan.

A game plan.

I’ve tried them all.

All the fucking game plans.

Most only caused harm.

A game plan you say?

A code word for “can’t let you fail”

I’ve made it real clear,

I don’t care if it’s an A or a D

I don’t care if I make it to sophomore year,

Is that just so hard to see?

A little letter on a paper doesn’t affect my life goals.

Right now all ...

It’s hard to be inconspicuous when you’re hanging upside down.

When your head is spinning,

Your insides turn,

But you dare not scream for help....

The average person has 3-6 dreams a night.

One very common dream is falling from a high height.

Down.

Down.

Down.

Falling down.

Brace yourself.

Soon you hit the ground.

You better wake up before it’s too late.

Wake up.

Tobie,

Wake up.

Wake up now.

Nevermind.

You hit the ground.

What is down here?

Oh look,

A place that’s familiar.

Well,

No it’s not.

But you’re sleeping,

So don’t...

All my problems seem to be solved by a pen and a page,

I scribble down a poem and it all goes away.

On to the next big issue in life,

And maybe just then,

I’ll sit and I’ll write.

My problem is wiped.

I guess I’m now fine.

I’ll just write.

I’ll write.

I’ll write a few words that make a nice rhyme,

This crappy little poem only took ten minutes of my time.

What if the problem comes back?

T...

I walk into the Costco,

A person right behind.

That makes sense.

They’re shopping too,

There’s just a strange feeling about you.

Walk down the isles,

Got what I was here to find.

Look over my shoulder,

They’re still right behind.

Maybe it’s a coincidence.

Maybe we’re getting the same thing to buy.

Take a left turn.

Take another.

Two more.

Maybe three.

They’re still right behind??

Why...

Hot potato!

Hot potato!

Who has the hot potato?

Whoever has the hot potato by the end of this song

Will have to treat the burns for at least an hour long!

Hot potato!

Hot potato!

Who has the hot potato?

If you have the hot potato when we finish this chant,

Be ready for the pain in the palm of your hand!

Hot potato!

Hot potato!

Who has the hot potato?

Whoever has the hot potato,

You.

Are.

Out. ...

I wish I wasn’t born…

*snap*

In some other world would I still be so forlorn?

*snap*

Gosh where is that razor?

*snap*

Would I be better off dead?

*snap*

Broken forever.

*snap*

Can this all just end?

*snap*

(If you don’t understand, I envy you.)...

Look at me;

I’m gonna be ok.

Welcome to my dark side,

Take a look at this whole scene

I’ve been at this since pre-k,

I know ignorance won’t make you let me be

Welcome to my dark side,

I can take whatever you want to say about me

Look in my eyes

Take a swing

Take a shot

All your bullets ricochet

You can’t hurt me

I’m ok.

Been at this my whole life

Been hurt in all of the ways

I can’t r...

I would be anything for you.

I’ll be there by your side.

Fifteen hundred miles can’t get in my way.

I’ll be there for you.

No you can’t escape my friendship,

No matter how well you hide.

I’ll be what you need.

A friend,

A foe,

A shoulder for you to cry?

I’ll be on the first bus down to wherever the fuck,

I’ll hold up a pillow for you to just punch,

For you, I’d do whatever you want.

I do...

BECAUSE I CAN is such a liar.

Don’t listen to a thing he says.

I’ll post in two hours what he said and did.

Don’t listen to him trying to deny it.

A fibber is what he is.

BECAUSE I CAN,

He broke my heart.

Just ignore that I started this.

That little part?

Just blame him.

I brought it up,

But he let it end.

BECAUSE I CAN is dead to me

You should report him too.

Oh Tobie I’ll post eve...