(Note: this isn’t exactly what the prompt says, but same difference.)
My dog, Charlie brings me our town’s newspaper, The New News, (cheesy, right?) everyday. I wake up every morning with him slobbering all over it and my face, so I should know.
I know nobody reads newspapers anymore, but my friend writes for it, so I don’t get a choice, you know?
Also, I like to play games.
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