He’s dressed in black

With a wicked smile

With his umbrella of sorrow

He shades us all in pain

Catch the next train

To the junk food aisle

We call him Rainy Jack

With a wicked smile...

The creased skin

The poison personality

Desirous and cruel

Wealthy perpetuity

Fixated on calamity

No concern for gravity

The powerful apocalypse

Take us for a ride

Into the unknown...