The fat cat leaped. The woman screamed as the cat missed its ledge target, hitting its outstretched paws, and flipped tail over head. It somersaulted through the air and came crashing down into the open paint tins. Green, red and blue sprayed the room with a crashing and a splattering. The woman, now sliding, reaching to grab the tins and reduce the pouring and already large multicoloured puddle f...