I ate an hotdog

It was good

I ate a pizza roll

It was good

I ate a pizza

It was good

I ate a salad

It was good

I ate a steak

It was good

I ate a $15000 waygu steak with a side of 1000 year old wine and hand crafted French fries

It was okay...

Man: Babe what did you put in this food

Women: It’s just normal food

Man: NO it isn’t it tastes weird

Women: Ok well I spent all day cooking it so you could at least be somewhat great full

Man: IT’S HORRIBLE WTF did you put in it

Women: I DIDNT PUT SHIT IN IT OK

Man: Stop fucking lying WTF DID YOU PUT IN IT

Women: ( she strikes the man and picks up the spoon and try’s the food herself)

Man: You se...

This is set a night in a lake

Carla: RUN RUN

Josh( the protagonist) docks his boat and starts to run from a mysterious creature and doesn’t see his friend Carla, although he hears her screams

Josh: Carla where are you.

The monster disappears and Carla appears

Carla: I’m right here

Carla: We must run away before it gets us

Carla: Wait it’s gone I think we might be safe

Josh: Said sadly, Carla the m...

I think of myself as a poet

While others might not I know it

I write everyday

About the things do

Whether it’s riding a canoe

Or tying my shoe

Riding a horse

Or playing on a golf course

Whether people like it or not I think of myself as a poet

And I know it

I love writing poems

I would really like people to know em’

I love readings books

They are like fish hooks

They grab on to me

And don’t let...