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An anti-establishment joke

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Words in work of writing are hardly worth a muse.

Went to the store the other day, nearly outta food.

Then I saw it clear as day, the worker with the hat.

When I told him “I’m dismayed” he asked “Is that a fact?”

I told him yes, “I don’t mind saying... I’m working for a lunch. I have a hunch you just don’t care. You’re leader is a dunce.”

“It’s like he works to kill the poor and I can’t adore the ...

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Now you might be wondering...

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Now you might be wondering how I got here. My life was all kittens and rainbows before he showed up.


<Flashback>

“I’m breaking up with you harry.... You’re too... needy.”


Okay, maybe not all kittens and rainbows but you get the point.

Alls I’m saying is don’t make a deal with the devil before you go skydiving...


or whatever it is you want to accomplish.


because after that... it’s no kittens...

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[File lost]


>... Code 3014 <Retrieve conversation>

> Signoncode;thetraveler.


.../Retrieving post mortem copy//...


Davy: [unintelligible] what do you mean a lie?


{identity unknown}: Well [brief pause] where I come from, we sometimes make things up. You know?


Davy: No, I don't. {respritory response increase; [Stress- MD] heart rate elevated, eyes abnormally wide}


Davy (cont.): You showed up i...

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