"This is a bad idea; we should turn back,"
Delilah, my ditzy roommate, and partner for this challenge, says.
"Relax, I know what I am doing."
I say so confidently that it even convinces me that I know what I am doing when in fact, I have no fucking clue.
"The sun's setting, and if we aren't back yet, we lose. Which means-"
"I know what it means. Will you just shut up and let me think."
She...