“i don’t know what to do. i’ve been so down and so upset recently i can’t believe today was about to be the day i ended things...i was so upset with myself i just couldn’t imagine going on the way things were. i don’t know how to explain it, you’re probably going to think i’m crazy. here it goes: i was asked to end the apocalypse. i know i know, it sounds ridiculous. the whole situation is actuall...