Wicked Santa and his dirty dirty ways

He lures the kids with the power of gifts

And his smile makes their gaze go his way

One night he chose to put himself in stockades

The kids all cried and battered at his chains

But they would soon see Santa for his dirty dirty ways

The Santa crooked his crooken finger at one boy who came to close

He said, “Little boy, little boy the chains are here, come th...