The paper bag was on the verge of rupturing.
I had overestimated how many groceries I could carry in one trip, and the universe — sadistic bastard that it was — decided to test my limits and my patience on a flight of stairs.
A carton of eggs shifted dangerously. The bag groaned. I swore.
“Need a hand, darling?”
The voice purred from above, velvet-wrapped and honey-slick. I looked up —
Ah. H...