My knees are quaking, and I think I’m going to collapse. I’m not supposed to be here... I’m supposed to be half a world away, in a completely different body.
But I AM here and I need to do this. I know nothing about philosophy, but I’m gonna tell humanity what I think.
I approach the lectern, and face the masses.
‘You have all come here today to hear me speak to you about the meaning of life.
We...