The faucet turns on. I glance at the kitchen, water gushing into the sink. I race in and slam the handle down, forcing the water off. Then, the tv springs to life. Frantically racing to the coffee table to grab the remote, I turn the tv off.
“OW! Jesus fucking Christ!” I yell, as every possible noise a house can cause has erupted all at once.
A cacaophony of music from the unused, dusty stereo.
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