He loves a good western at two

He cheers at an episode that’s new

He gets on the couch puts his hand on his dog

Hes lucky to make it the whole way through...

Kiss me

Kink up my wires

Key up my mind

Kill my fires...

I really envy your ability to stay home and not have to ever lift a finger. You must please your husband in all the right ways to get him on board.

Ha, I really do. Peter falls asleep with a smile on his face every night. But I must say, I envy your ability to eat half a gallon of ice cream every day…and your toilet is immaculate. Almost like you clean it every day. What do you use?

My toilet i...

With every passing hour I have ticked off in my head, the day I was taken fades further into distant memory and lines blur rapidly into blobs of color leaving distinct shapes to imagination.

58, 59, 60…noon…1, 2, 3…I scratch another line into the metal beneath my feet. It’s been 11 years, 5 months and 13 days.

For almost 12 years I have spent every day praying for my cage to be unlocked. I have ...

I have roamed every inch of this neighborhood for the last 17 years but today I find myself lost as fuck in an eerie, abandoned and endless alley way, covered in buildings I’ve never seen before, standing in front of a door, staring at a white smudge I can’t take my eyes off of.

Ahh, you’re finally snapping. I knew this day would come.

I swear this smudge was put here for me. I take my hands o...

I walk down the stairs of an old musky, waterfront clubhouse in the heart of a Newport Beach. I can hear what sounds like 100 excited female voices and I adjust my seatbelt wrinkled shirt.

I take each step carefully. I can’t breath. I haven’t seen these women in years and I didn’t show my best self the last time we interacted.

I hit the bottom of the stairs and look around. All 5 of my aunts and...