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Your friend tells you they always keep a souvenir from every date they’ve been on. You think that’s sweet, until...
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When Sue told me that she kept the hair of everyone she dated, I wanted to jump out of her vehicle. I'm aware that she was driving 80 down a freeway, but I was just fine with the consequences.
Ladies.
Gentlemen.
This is why you don't make friends on apps.
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That’s a good idea. Better than leaping out of a vehicle. That’s for darn sure!
I’d act very calm, until we stop at a red light—I’ll be gone before she turns her head, I’m out 🏃🏻➡️😂
