Who knitted you, whimsical sweater?

Did they sit by the fireplace?

Or in the sun by flower beds?

Who carved you, little keychain?

Do they love chunky whales?

Or do they just like to carve them?

Who decorated you, my precious pie?

Did they draw your icing flowers one by one at dawn?

Do their sugar-burnt arms hurt from kneading?

Do they shed a tear

when a cake fork stabs the marzipan?