For 🌗🧚🪻Oddity✨🐜🥀

Love ya! ♥️

“8 dollars,” the old lady held out her hand as I gave her a ten dollar bill. “Thanks for the business.” She grumbles as I walk away.

I really don’t know what I bought. It looked like a lamp with no shade and no place for a light bulb. So it’s just the stand. It’s painted a baby blue and some of the paint is chipping.

Do I need it?

No.

Do I want it?

Yes.

When I finally get home I place the item on my kitchen counter. “I’ll figure out where to put you tomorrow,” I playfully pointed at it. “Night!” I called walking away.

“Good Night Xavier.”

W-what?

I spun around. “Did you just say goodnight to me?”

“Yes, I believe it is common courtesy to reply when someone says good night.” The stand shifted a bit. “Is it not?”

“No, no it is! Just,” I took a step closer. “Items don’t normally talk.”

“Oh I’m sorry, I’ll stop talking.”

“No, no it’s okay just unusual.”

And that’s how I met my best friend! We spent the years together. Then I stole his girl. And our friendship ended.

————————————- HI MY LOVES! ♥️

HOW ARE YOUS!!!?!!?

XOXO, ZAIN 🩵 youre next my dear!

Have a good day! 💖😎:)