“Don’t forget to do all the washing up whilst I’m at work.”

“Yes, I will.”

“It’s getting disgusting, how can we have guests over when you leave plates stacked high to the heavens?”

“But all those plates were yours from last night, you decided to eat the whole fridge and use different plates rather than cleaning the one you had.”

“I don’t want excuses, I can’t expect to work and keep a tidy house that’s your job as the housewife.”

“Housewife!?”

“Make sure it’s done before I’m home tonight, love you.”

“… love you too.”