Dear Sandra,

Your eyes are pretty

Like mud

And um…..

You have nice teeth

You have a bit of an underbite

But it’s cute!

Kind of like a bulldog’s!

Not to say I think of you or compare you to dogs a lot, I promise I don’t

You’re also pretty nice

I mean, you let me cheat off you in math

(Which I appreciate very much)

You remind me of a flower

Like a Lilly or maybe a Rose

I heard girls like to be compared to flowers

So… there ya go?

I think you are really cool, we should meet up sometime

Meet me behind the bleachers at 9:00?

With lots of care, your favorite Bob

*A.N- as you can probably tell, Bob sucks, please don’t fall in love with people named Bob. This is one of the stupidest poems I have written in a LONG time… I love it