How would you dispose of a dead body?

Charlie knew exactly what to do.

You see, Charlie owed money to a loan shark.

Most of the time, a loan shark is someone connected to the mafia.

Charlie was a degenerate gambler. Loved gambling on Football and Horse racing. Unfortunately, he always lost!

Well, he owed his loan shark over $50,000. He was in the rears. He would tell the loan shark, next week I’ll pay you, I swear. But he never did pay him. He already borrowed money from his parents, refinanced the house. These were bets that were previously lost!

He had no one to borrow the money from.He exhausted all his means.

One day, the loan shock decided to visit him at his home. He had the gut feeling he was going to get killed. He was warned by several made men, several times to pay up or else!

The loan shark,said follow me into your garage.

We need to talk. No one in the mafia used their own name. Always nicknames like Joe Nose, Mike the bat.The loan shark had a nickname of Frankie fish.

He pulled out his gun, he threatened Charlie. They got into this terrific horrendous scuffle.

It looked like a scene from a movie, Charlie was trying to take the gun away. He knew one bullet was intended for him. They were fighting, viciously . Charlie pushed Frankie, the( loan shark) and the man fell backwards.

He hit his head on an old transmission that was sitting on the floor in the garage. Before you know it, Charlie saw no movement. Blood was splattered all over the floor.The loan shark cracked his head wide open.Dead!

Oh my God, Charlie says. I’m a dead man!

Once the mafia men find out it was me,I will be tortured and thrown in the river!

Did I tell you that Charlie was a psychopath? Institutionalized for 10 years. At the age of 30,they released him to his mother . His mother had passed away, now he’s living alone.

There was only one way to dispose of the body.

With a sawzall. I’ll chop the body into pieces. Then put the body parts in a black garbage bag. I’ll throw the garbage bag in the trunk of my car and dispose the body into the deep woods.

He waited till midnight. He drove directly to the deepest part of the woods. Blop, flop there went the body, piece by piece, rolling down to the scattered rocks.he was relieved that the body was gone. He had no remorse!

But the garage floor was full of blood! What should I do? This demented mind asks?

I’ll buy three bottles of heavy duty bleach. I’ll scrub the entire area,where the blood was.

You see, adding bleach degrades the DNA .

Bleach interferes with blood detection. Bleach destroys DNA evidence..

That night he was relieved. He was tired after scrubbing off all the blood that was on the garage floor. He laid down and went to sleep. At 3 AM, the door busts open to his apartment. They were hit men. Hitman hired by the mafia, to kill. Well, needless to say, they knew it was Charlie who killed the loan shark Frankie Fish.

The hitman taped his mouth, tied him to a chair and shot him brutally in the head 5 times.

The sick deranged, violent corrupt man deserved what he got!