I couldn’t believe it! A piano right on the edge of the tide where I take my morning walks. I hadn’t played since high school, but I couldn’t resist shaking off the rust in this unusual settings. I love my 5am walks on this beach. Alone with the sounds of the ocean-at least I though I was alone. As I struggled through playing “Clocks” by Coldplay a burst of sand erupted around me and the piano and piano bench I was sitting on flew into the air. The last thing I saw was the sunrise before the teeth and mouth closed out the light. That’s how I ended up here hanging on to a bench for dear life over the asophagus of some unimaginable sea creature that has a fondness for the taste of musicians apparently. Suppose I’ll be digested soon, but with any luck there will be a saxophone in this things stomach.