To Joe,

My birthday came and went

Not even a Birthday wish?

What’s wrong with you?

No common sense!l

Even frugal with your expenses!

I cook for you every night

Don’t even get a thank you!

You say the steak is overdone

And mashed potatoes are dry

Reached the point that

I’m too

Resental to cry!

I’m so over you,theres the door!

Before we eat, let’s share a kiss

Close your eyes, and make a wish

That I don’t take this food and squash

It in your face!

But, I don’t wanna break the dish

Dear Donna,

We have a love hate relationship

It has its ups and downs!

There are times I love you

Sometimes, I frown upon you!

I loose my temper a lot,

Smoking to much pot!

You want me to quit

But I won’t!

If you don’t like what I’m saying

I’ll say, what you told me!

If you don’t like it..

There’s the door! I’m over you too!