You know, I love you to death!

But,there’s dog poop,on the bottom of your shoe!

The smell of your shoes are making me gag!

But it’s not your fault,I love you anyway!

I’m much taller than you

I don’t mind, we’re all the same size in bed!

So,you’re losing your hair, Bald turns me on.Just want to know, why it takes you 20 minutes to blow out five hairs on your head.

But ,I love you anyway!

You never take me to a nice restaurant

Dressing up for you,are sneakers and a torn tee-shirt.Although you have a fat stomach, my Pillsbury dough love!

But ,I love you anyway!

I wish,I was a bird. I would show you how much I love you! I would fly above your head,

And POOP on it. Hoping it lands on your bald spot! You useless sack of suds!!