He’s creepy. Always staring at me.

She’s so pretty. I can’t help it. I feel like such a weirdo, but…

If he wasn’t so creepy, he’d be way out of my league. As it is, I guess I have a chance. But do I want it?

I wish she was a little uglier, a little more awkward. It sounds silly, but then I’d have a chance.

He always has all these girls round him. And guys. How? How does a creep get all that attention and I get none?

It’s not like I have a chance with anyone. But I’d like a chance with her.