I don't tell people what I do for work. They wouldn't understand. I just say I'm a business consultant and that's enough to make their eyes glaze over and when that happens I ask what they do and everyone loves talking about themselves.

It's not a lie. I do consult and my job takes me all over the world and a lot of client are wealthy. In fact all of them all. They have to be to get in contact with me.

My fee is $500,000 a day. And I'm booked for a minumum of 7 days. That's how long a real exorcism costs.