What can I do for you today?

A man with the capacity of love and respect.

One who doesn't use his words to spin me

Around and leave me with nothing but

A stick and a sack.

Can you do it for me?

Hm, that's a tricky one...

Sorry, I couldn't find one available.

How about a guy with low effort, no money

and when he takes you out he slams the door in

your face, making your nose runny?

No, AI! You were supposed to be helpful.

If it's like it is in the books, I want it.

Give me Edward. Someone who helps

Me out and looks foward to our forever.

Okay, I can do that for you...

Here's what I found,

A guy who sucks the life out of you,

He doesn't completely drain you

So it's just enough to keep you on the menu.

Each day you stay is another day you wish

You got away.

But he calls you pretty and keeps you

covered from the rain.

He's not so bad, is this your guy?

Did you say he keeps me covered

From the rain?

Does he hold my hand and wipe my tears

When I'm in pain?

Let me look for you...

Here's what I came across,

He will tell you it will be okay meanwhile

He's playing video games, cursing the wall and yelling "Let's go!", all night long.

Have we found a match?

Thank you, AI.

I think I've heard enough.

In this world, finding love is nothing

but being stuck in a rut.

Goodbye!