**Brain:** “Same time as usual right?”

**Uterus:** “I don’t think I’m going to make it. We’ve been working too hard and haven’t been getting nearly enough calories.”

**Brain: **“Okay! See you then!”

**Uterus:** “What? No, did you hear me?”

**Brain: **“Hey where are you, you were supposed to be here 3 days ago… you’re never late?”

**Uterus:** “I can’t come if you keep this up. This isn’t healthy.”

**Brain:** “So you are coming soon right? I’ll just wait.”

**Uterus:** “That’s not what I said. You need to stop”

**Brain:** “It’s okay I’ll just wait.”

**Uterus:** “I’m not coming”

**Brain: **“Okay it’s been months now, you’re starting to freaking me out. Where are you?”

**Uterus:** “I can’t come… you know that.”

**Brain: **“Please I need you. Why aren’t you coming?!”

**Uterus: **“You know why. Just stop.”

**Brain:** “I can’t.”

**Uterus:** “You can but you won’t, will you?”

**Brain:** “I’m sorry.”

**Uterus:** “Don’t be. You got what you wanted… didn’t you?”

**Brain:** “No.”

**Uterus: **“Oh.”