Brain: “Same time as usual right?”

Uterus: “I don’t think I’m going to make it. We’ve been working too hard and haven’t been getting nearly enough calories.”

Brain: “Okay! See you then!”

Uterus: “What? No, did you hear me?”

Brain: “Hey where are you, you were supposed to be here 3 days ago… you’re never late?”

Uterus: “I can’t come if you keep this up. This isn’t healthy.”

Brain: “So you are coming soon right? I’ll just wait.”

Uterus: “That’s not what I said. You need to stop”

Brain: “It’s okay I’ll just wait.”

Uterus: “I’m not coming”

Brain: “Okay it’s been months now, you’re starting to freaking me out. Where are you?”

Uterus: “I can’t come… you know that.”

Brain: “Please I need you. Why aren’t you coming?!”

Uterus: “You know why. Just stop.”

Brain: “I can’t.”

Uterus: “You can but you won’t, will you?”

Brain: “I’m sorry.”

Uterus: “Don’t be. You got what you wanted… didn’t you?”

Brain: “No.”

Uterus: “Oh.”