I’ll show them, I’ll show them that these life forms are intelligent. I’ve been scanning the planet for any sign of communication, but every word makes no sense to me. All these dialects are confusing, they have symbols instead of words and their words aren’t in binary form they are like pieces of data I can’t interpret, but today I found it. I found a piece of language I was able to separate from its host network. A tegst message I believe it is called. It looks like this.

“C u soon bb luv u.”

After hours spent translating it I believe it says Kuhsoon Baloovu what it means I’m not quite sure, but when my superiors will learn of this discovery I’m sure to get a promotion and who knows maybe I’ll even be able to make contact.