“Right I’ve got Jack on frost duties, he’s made the air nice and frosty this morning, very beautiful and crisp you’ll agree?”

“Winter … it’s.”

“And the shops are selling Christmas stuff now all ready for the big season. I’ve been on the phone to Santa and he’s told me to calm down, but we’ve got to get ready right?”

“Winter for heavensake it’s only October, let Halloween breathe first!!!”

“I understand your concern Autumn I really do…”

“It’s too early, come back at the end of November.”

“No no I won’t stop until the my season is the only season.”

“What?”

“I mean … umm, it’s never too early for fun.”

“I agree and that’s why the children should be thinking about trick or treating and not what they’re going to get in their stockings.”

“I disagree.”

“I know one thing.”

“What’s that?”

“You’ll be getting a big trick this year and maybe some coal to boot.”