POEM STARTER

Write a romance poem that is really very unromantic.

Try to think of the normal elements of romantic poems and reverse them!

sorry i got too bored to make a title

you’re like a butterfly,

because,

uhm,

they have…

taste buds on their feet???????

you’re like a water droplet,

because

ermdmanHnsjsndjshhJDGJDXU

you’re short as shit dude idk

you’re like a pep talk,

because you never work

and you’re also like counting stars,

you get boring really fast.

and also

uhhhhenenrndemend

you’re hot because

this place is like 1000+ fahrenheit outside

and also

also uhhhhh…

you’re like a child

because

children are

probably

what you want

to have

someday

maybe

idk

im getting nervous

can you tell

ahhhhhhhhhh

and

you’re like my homework

because i keep procrastinating over you

and you are small

but your appetite is way too large

like please

please please

STOP EATING MY SNACKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOSH DANG NIGHT!!!!

but anyway

i think your mom is pretty

and maybe

that trait forgot to pass onto you

maybe??????

but anywayyyyy

i came all this way to ask you

*deep breath in*

OKAYSOLIKEITHINKIREALLYLIKEYOUANDITWOULDBERREALLYREALLYNICEIFWECOULDSTARTDATING??????????

just something to think about…

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