POEM STARTER
Write a romance poem that is really very unromantic.
Try to think of the normal elements of romantic poems and reverse them!
sorry i got too bored to make a title
you’re like a butterfly,
because,
uhm,
they have…
taste buds on their feet???????
you’re like a water droplet,
because
ermdmanHnsjsndjshhJDGJDXU
you’re short as shit dude idk
you’re like a pep talk,
because you never work
and you’re also like counting stars,
you get boring really fast.
and also
uhhhhenenrndemend
you’re hot because
this place is like 1000+ fahrenheit outside
and also
also uhhhhh…
you’re like a child
because
children are
probably
what you want
to have
someday
maybe
idk
im getting nervous
can you tell
ahhhhhhhhhh
and
you’re like my homework
because i keep procrastinating over you
and you are small
but your appetite is way too large
like please
please please
STOP EATING MY SNACKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOSH DANG NIGHT!!!!
but anyway
i think your mom is pretty
and maybe
that trait forgot to pass onto you
maybe??????
but anywayyyyy
i came all this way to ask you
*deep breath in*
OKAYSOLIKEITHINKIREALLYLIKEYOUANDITWOULDBERREALLYREALLYNICEIFWECOULDSTARTDATING??????????
just something to think about…