Life is like a sharp stick, jab a few marshmallows, set it all ablaze, pay a bit extra for the fancy chocolate, don’t feel so damn guilty all the time.

Life is like a sharp stick, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Life is like a sharp stick, throw it hard and aim higher than what you’re trying to hit.

Life is like a sharp stick, it may not have the best flavor, but it’ll fill you up.