“Words are wasted on those who don’t listen.”

“What was that?”

“That customer, she just asked me if we have any pasta left and I said no we don’t, and she kept saying, are you sure? Like I can magically manifest pasta from thin air.”

…

“What? Don’t look at me like that Mikey.”

“You can conjur up pasta from thin air you are literally a wizard.”

“Well yeah I know, but I’m not wasting my magic on someone who can’t even listen to what I’m saying.”

“But if you… you know what? Never mind. I don’t get paid enough for this.”