I was on my boat late in the evening. Where I live it is very cold. I was gathering my dinner, when I saw a iceburge with a single white light. I thought it was strange, because no one lives way out here. Especially since it’s so cold out. Then I heard a female voice calling to me. I steered my boat closer and the voice got stronger. I got to the ice burge and an saw a beautiful woman. She had blond locks and her skin was very pale from the cold. “Please don’t kill me!” I cried. She looked at me funny, “Dude I’m not a murderer! My boat sank and i had to swim to this iceburge, the only thing I had was this light. So will you please get me out of here?” She said with a sarcastic tone. She got on my boat and we both went home and i realized it was my wife. Oops! Guess who is sleeping on the couch tonight.