Dear journal,

Day one was just as much of a disaster as orientation apparently the janitors are more mature and controlled than the cops 

I'm just trying to keep a low profile 

But its not working

When your parents are politicians your the one people vent to with ALL their problems

One kid stubbed his toe and asked me to ask my dad to pad the entire ship!

Another boy asked if I could help his petition for mashed food because of a infamous incident with a pea and his low level of popularity (he almost died choking on it or so he says) 

I suggested another place he could stick his food in if he didn’t want it to happen again 

I know that’s rude but you saw how this has gone 

Sincerely,

Mia

Dear journal,

Training has started, that's really all I can say till the adults are sure the program works and the information is declassified. I've got to do my best according to the adults or I'll be kicked out and the program will fail. I don't think it matters that much you should see the other kids' attempts at a pull up. Lets just say bar high, Mike Sccholoney short. That's all I can say…

Sincerely

Trainee Kial (gotta use my last name)

Dear journal,

Give me a D

Give me a E 

Give me a C

GIve me a L

Give me a A

Give me a S

Give me a S

Give me a I

Give me a F

Give me a I

Give me an E and give me a D!

Sincerely,

Trainee Mia Kial