Dear journal,

Oh how I hate camp

My parents sent me to a sleep away camp

They said I would be a good way to experience what kids did long ago

I hated it no tec for 8 weeks not even a diora (voice activated planner)

So when they said camp I dreaded initiation even more

But today it is here they are going to collect my belongings for screening soon I barely had time to write thi…….

**Test #1: poison**

**Negative**

**Test #2: Chloroform**

**Negative **

**Test #3: Other Sub:**

**Negative***

***note… Tested positive for lED (could be used for poison)- pencil marks**

Dear journal,

My new “space therapist” yet another perk of being a politicians kid 

Told me I should be more positive so here’s my attempt:

Dear journal,

Orientation was a disaster

During the anthem Gloria Melian

The volunteer singer (she was in chorus on earth)

Got space sick and vomited straight through the 3rd verse!

Then there was Sorian Dornal

His parents are plague scientists therefore are super germaphobic

He showed up an hour into the 4 hour long lecture about how ¨we must be fit to enforce safety so no soft drinks¨ 

Not that I would ever consider…

So yeah Sorian showed up in a full hazmat suit and ended up setting the hydrogen alarm off when he sat on someone trying to smuggle in a stash of freezable soft drink straws, exactly what the talk was about 

Those things are sharp and one punctured the suit right on his behind

His new nickname hydro fart will outlive him 

Of course both Sorian and the kid with the straws were severely disciplined 

They got janitor duty of course and i'm not sure Sorians parents will like that

Then came the next lecture, a 2 hour one at least and we got handed our training schedules except…

The Myka twins Mira and Mona didn't have anything together not even bunk assignments 

And they threw a full fledged twin tantrum in front of 100, 18 year olds most of which they had never met

Harmonious synchronised wails could be heard throughout the ship (did I mention they also tried out to sing the anthem?)

They only calmed down when Harold Reska who had a grudge with Mira and had almost all his classes with her offered to switch schedules did the twins stop their acapella rendition of fingernails on a chalkboard

After that the adults just gave up gave us a list of the rules and sent us to bed at 1600 hours (we are apparently supposed to use military time now)

Sincerely,

Mia