“Mayday, mayday, mayday — we’re going down!”
The man pulls desperately on the plane’s controls, but the aircraft only sags towards the unforgiving ground.
“Stop, stop, stop,” my voice groans. “That stupid and historically inaccurate.”
The short, stout man sitting across the desk from me perks up.
“Historically inaccurate?” he says incredulously.
“Historically inaccurate,” I confirm.
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